Thursday, May 16, 2013

Drunken Kitchen Experiment

I experiment in the kitchen all the time.  If I had a show on the Food Network, it'd be called Kitchen Improv.  Because I'm funny, dammit!  :)  Anyways, this creation happened last night.  And shit was fantastic.

Eggs
Ham
Cheese
S&P
Muffin Tin
Cooking Spray

Heat oven to 400.  Spray the muffin tin.  Squish the ham in there.  Crack the egg in there.  Scramble it if you want.  S&P that bitch.  Throw some cheese on there.  Bake for like 15 minutes.  I think I meant to bake for less time so I could have squishy yolks, but again.  This was a drunken kitchen experiment.  Not a properly thought out and fully rational kitchen experiment.

But there ya go.  Pop them out with a spoon and enjoy a midnight snack that doesn't cost you a thousand calories and $20 for the pizza dude.  :)

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

PCS to Japan!

29 Days, people.  That's how long I have before I say Sayonara, America!  In 5 days, the movers arrive to pack us up and in 13 days, we're moving into a hotel.  I think my ulcer has an ulcer.  I'm surrounded by piles of shit that's quasi organized into sections of "HHG", "UB", "NTS", "SELL", "DONATE", and "I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT TO DO WITH THIS OR EVEN WHY I BOUGHT IT".  So yeah, there's a lot of piles.  I'm not the neatest freak in the world, but this clutter is making me twitch.  Trying to make hard calls about what to go into storage b/c the housing in Japan is WAY smaller than America.  I mean duh.  They are a tiny people.  And I'm half Korean.  I'm pretty sure the Japanese raped and pillaged the shit outta my ancestors.  But I digress.  My house here is like 1900 sqft, give or take.  The biggest possible place we will get in Japan will be 1600 sqft, and we'll probably get stuck  in a 1400 sqft.  So I need to remove between 300-500 sqft of shit.  That's a lot of shit.  And I have no idea what to get rid of.  I want to move and I'm SO very excited, but dammit, it's all the stuff to do before the move that's driving me batty!