Things That Someone Needs to Make

I'm not an inventor. Hell, I'm barely a typer. But what I am, is someone who gets irritated at life's little "fuck you"s and b/c I'm female and demanding, I want it to be fixed.
For instance, why can't someone come up with a pack of smokes that holds 40 Half-Smokes. For the times when you need that hit of nicotine, yet you don't have 5 mins to smoke it out. Or if it's cold and you just want to burn one right quick then get back into your warm house. And don't tell me to pinch it out and re-light it, b/c that sucks and the first drag always tastes a bit like warmed over ass.
I need someone to invent a better laptop. One made of some kind of durable space shit with a retractable handle so I can carry it around in airports w/o spazzing that someone's gonna bump into me, I'll drop it, and then it'll be all fucked up. I don't feel like buying some 200 dollar POS Laptop Carrier. I'd rather spend an extra 100 bucks on a laptop that I didn't have to worry about and that came with a handle. Look into, nerds. I'm sure it's feasible.
I want someone to invent a roll of toilet paper that my 11 month old daughter can't unravel in the space of 12 seconds. I don't care how you do it, just make some sort of plastic cover that prevents tiny hands from spinning out a double roll of Charmin onto my floor while I'm trying to put my contacts in.
I want the assholes who make screws and bolts to have some kind of online database. I want to be able to type in "The movers lost the screws to my chair and now I have no back. They are X size holes. What screw do I need?" b/c right now, I'm stuck with going to fucking Home Depot every 3 days trying to find the screws that my idiot movers lost. Ok, fine, I shouldn't blame the movers. It's just as possible that while unpacking, I possible threw them out in a fit of metal rage.

But hey, I just get irritated at the little things. Luckily, on the grand scale, everything is roses. :)