Friday, April 24, 2009

Harper's Island. E2: Crackle

Ok, before the ep even starts, I'm so wondering how they're going to work in CRACKLE! I mean, supposed, each ep title is the sound of how a victim dies. For instance, Whap was from the whap-whap of the the rotor blade on the boat (poor Cousin Ben, we hardly knew ya). I'm kinda thinking that someone may die in a fire!
So it looks like the timeline is starting up the morning after. Doubtful anyone knows that Uncle Marty is dead. Altho, you'd think someone would've heard the shots.
Oh no! Run Bambi! Whew!
And you know, for being the main character, I'm not a fan of Abby. I don't think she's too great an actress.
Was that a missing boat oar? hmmm... could be kindling!
Ok... that's disturbing. And a really quick kill, too. Good thing they only wrote PSYCHO and not DERANGED LUNATIC. b/c they would've totally been caught in the act.
And bloody hands on brother JD. Interesting... It looks pretty likely that he was the one who killed the deer. I mean, he's already had words with Shane.
Ok, if someone forced me to do a scavenger hunt... well, let's just say that I'd be taking advantage of the open bar!
Oh, I see! THAT'S why they sent everyone off on some lame ass scavenger hunt. For some chocolate flavored kisses! (Trish must have pearls of horniness.)
WTF? Who sets a priest trap? And, um, ow.
Ok... Creepy Kelly has some dead eyes. Something's not quite right there. And not just the whole 'my mom was murdered' deal, something else.
And Shane's a dick. Maybe he'll die next?
Cal, considering he's a Brit, should really be able to hold his alcohol way better. And he has stupid hair.
Shane and Jimmy are so gonna kick JD's ass. You know that they think it was him.
Chloe is such a little ho. And her death obsession is a bit out of hand.
OMG, stalk much, Kelly? She's a bit overbearing. And anyone who asks to live with you moments after meeting you (no matter that you knew each other 7 yrs ago) is so off the rails.
BONFIRE! Told ya! Someone is so gonna become a crispy critter!
Oh no! CAL!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is why I don't go walking in the woods. Well, that and the fact that I'm not very nature-compatible. I only like the outdoors in-so-far as how close I am to a real live toilet.
Another deer? What's up with that weirdness? And do you know how heavy those bad boys are? No way is a little chick doing that heavy lifting.
Oh, that asshole is NOT gonna leave Cal hanging! Bad, Sully, Bad!
Mr Wellington is so not cool. You know that somehow, Trish is going to find out that he's the one who brought Hunter in to break up the wedding and she's gonna go a bit ballistic.
Kelly and JD are just freaks in love. And getting freaky.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Was that Kelly strung up in the rafters?
Damn commercial break! Guess I'll find out in 2 & 2. (Wow! totally random Love Connection reference!)
Oh. Interesting way to prevent anyone questioning Uncle Marty's whereabouts.
And poor Kelly. :(
Methinks GiGi is gonna find someone's remains. That is what dog's do. Or, they lead you to a huge trap. Not holding out big hopes for Lucy's survival.
And WHOOSH! Up in flames she go!
I say "yay me" for guessing the method!
And now it's off to guess the victim for next week!
I'm betting on JD. Just b/c he looks too guilty.

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